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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Marriage and Relationships
Page 9 (There are 15 pages of quotes in this category.) To go to a different page, click the page nums below.
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| Email Friend | | | "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house."
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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| Email Friend | | | Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.
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| Email Friend | | | A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
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| Email Friend | | | Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
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| Email Friend | | | I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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| Email Friend | | | Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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| Email Friend | | | A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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| Email Friend | | | For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me.
-Henny Youngman
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| Email Friend | | | I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it.
-Joey Adams
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