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Main Archives Quotes Category: Marriage and Relationships

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"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
                        -- Unknown


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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
       Nietzsche


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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
   can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi


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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
   suffering.


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts
   when they try to decide which one.


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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.


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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson


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"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
   Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
   --- Katharine Hepburn


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If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
                                      - - - Cynthia Heimel

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