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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Marriage and Relationships
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| Email Friend | | | A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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| Email Friend | | | I've never been married, but I tell people I'm
divorced so they won't think something is
wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler
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| Email Friend | | | Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
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| Email Friend | | | A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | "I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli
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| Email Friend | | | Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
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| Email Friend | | | "What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Response by Mike, Age 10
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| Email Friend | | | "I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
-- Angela Randall
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