Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women,
sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex
is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can
be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are
like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions
have to be exactly right for it to occur. 

    - Jerry Seinfeld 

If a man says something in a forest and there is
no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? 

If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high. 

The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. 

Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.