* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.

* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

* It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
       eye-opener.

* There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
       found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
       sleep and found himself divorced.

   I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
   Now, she complains about all men and not just me