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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Marriage and Relationships
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| Email Friend | | | * Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.
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| Email Friend | | | * Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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| Email Friend | | | * They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self defence.
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| Email Friend | | | * When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten
year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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| Email Friend | | | 'A women's work is never done by men'
Graffito
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| Email Friend | | | * Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
under the man's eyes.
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| Email Friend | | | * Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
listens.
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
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| Email Friend | | | * It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an
eye-opener.
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| Email Friend | | | * There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
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| Email Friend | | |
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
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