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   A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
   
   She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."   


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Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 

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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


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Beifeld's Principle:
   The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
   receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
   he is already in the company of:
      (1) a date,
      (2) his wife,
      (3) a better looking and richer male friend.


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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." 

    - Marie Corelli 

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

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"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you." 

              - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters 

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I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.

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