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	A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."

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	Rub her feet. - Lazarus Long

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	"I want us to be something that we can't." "What's that?" "A normal couple." -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"

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	Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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	"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem

Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn

"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you." 

              - Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters 

I sometimes get up grumpy, but then she wakes up.