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	"I'd rather she'd used me for sex. Using me for my mind really bothered me." -- Carl Jacobs

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	I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word. I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !

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	Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that: Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or) he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.

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	It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first place. She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.

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	I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything, But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.

   At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
   
   I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."

   My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
   Something she agreed with is eating her.

   When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
   The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.

   My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
   even though neither of us knows any mannequins.

   I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
   but we have a complete set of soup knives.