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Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Marriage and Relationships
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| Email Friend | | | "I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
Using me for my mind really bothered me."
-- Carl Jacobs
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| Email Friend | | | I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !
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Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.
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It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first
place.
She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and
I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.
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I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.
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At bedtime, when my wife asks "Is everything shut-up for the night ?"
I always patiently reply, "Everything 'else' is, dear."
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My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
Something she agreed with is eating her.
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When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.
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My wife always keeps a bowl of wax fruit around,
even though neither of us knows any mannequins.
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook exactly
but we have a complete set of soup knives.
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