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| Email Friend | | | Man does not control his own fate.
The women in his life do that for him.
- Groucho Marx
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| Email Friend | | | It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
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| Email Friend | | | Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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| Email Friend | | | "I think - therefore I'm single."
- Lizz Winstead
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| Email Friend | | | My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
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| Email Friend | | | After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi
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| Email Friend | | | "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray
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| Email Friend | | | My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.
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| Email Friend | | | My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
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| Email Friend | | | The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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