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	Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

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	It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on. - W. C. Fields

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	Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago. - Robert A. Heinlein

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	"I think - therefore I'm single." - Lizz Winstead

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	My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.

                                                  -Hemant Joshi

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."

                                         -Patrick Murray

My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.

My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.