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| Email Friend | | | Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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| Email Friend | | | The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.
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| Email Friend | | | Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
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| Email Friend | | | There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.
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| Email Friend | | | I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.
-Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
-Rita Rudner
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| Email Friend | | | Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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| Email Friend | | | "A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers
after four kisses."
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)
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| Email Friend | | | "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he
can't."
- Rhonda Hansome
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| Email Friend | | | "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career."
- Gloria Steinem
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