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Main Archives Quotes Category: Marriage and Relationships

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry, and when they marry, they become otherwise.

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Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.

                                     -- Chris Rock

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
                  - before marriage and after marriage.

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me.  One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours.  I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.

                                           -Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.  We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

                                                 -Rita Rudner

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Marriage changes passion...
suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers 
after four kisses." 

- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

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"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he 
can't." 

- Rhonda Hansome

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"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career." 

                                      - Gloria Steinem

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