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	I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you. If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment. Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

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	Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people." -- Jimmy Kimmel

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	I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin

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	"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house," - Lewis Grizzard

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	"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." - Bob Ettinger

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."

                                     - Conan O'Brien

"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."

                      - Mae West   

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other ...
So now it's just a waiting game.

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.