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Main Archives Quotes Category: Marriage and Relationships

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Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

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Wendy Liebman:
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her 
son-in-law suffer in here dreams. 
       - Attributed to Ernest Coquelin 

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Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised 
mother-in-law.

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
   of it as the  only time of the month that I can be myself.
   -Roseanne

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Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon -- 

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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A Marriage Vow:
A knot you tie with your tounge
you cannot untie
with your teeth.

Sent by shadoewalker

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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."

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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

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