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| Email Friend | | | Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
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| Email Friend | | | "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Steve Martin
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| 83 |
| Email Friend | | | "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
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| 84 |
| Email Friend | | | "Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
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| 85 |
| Email Friend | | | Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.
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| Email Friend | | | I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate
commerce.
- J. Edgar Hoover
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| Email Friend | | | "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his
hands for masturbation."
- Lily Tomlin
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| Email Friend | | | "How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
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| Email Friend | | | Bare necessities of life: Food, clothing, and a blonde.
- W. C. Fields
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