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	There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." -Jerry Seinfield

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	If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.

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	Women have half the money and all the Pussy and still are not happy... Sent by Eric

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	The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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	If I was you I would have sex with me

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." 

Woody Allen.

"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself." 

Emo Philips.

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.