 |
|
Main › Archives › Quotes › Category: Sex
Page 7 (There are 10 pages of quotes in this category.) To go to a different page, click the page nums below.
| 61 |
| Email Friend | | | There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women
want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show
me somebody naked."
-Jerry Seinfield
|
| 62 |
| Email Friend | | | If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
|
| 63 |
| Email Friend | | | Women have half the money and all the
Pussy and still are not happy...
Sent by Eric
|
| 64 |
| Email Friend | | | The only reason I would take up jogging is so that
I could hear heavy breathing again.
|
| 66 |
| Email Friend | | | "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen.
|
| 67 |
| Email Friend | | | "Love is the answer - but while you're waiting
for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.
|
| 68 |
| Email Friend | | | "A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen.
|
| 69 |
| Email Friend | | | "My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.
|
| 70 |
| Email Friend | | | "There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.
|
Put random quotes on your page!
To have random quotes displayed on your page, grab this code:
|
|
And this is how this is how the result will look like (box not included :-) ):
|
|
|
