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"I don't want a long, hard anything."
                        -- Karen


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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

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The mass of men lead lives of quiet masturbation.

     -Thoreau 

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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived. 

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The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances

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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.

                 -Jay Leno

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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?

                 -Jay Leno

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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling



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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

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"I feel schizophrenic; first he says 'open your mouth,' then he says 'keep 
it closed.'" 

     - Monica Lewinski

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