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"I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can't blow it while it's in
 there..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe


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"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien


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"Why could you possibly be interested in the bestiality one if it doesn't
 turn you on?"
"Well why are you interested in the spanking one?"
"Because it _does_ turn me on..."
                        -- Janet Robertson, Karen, Janet


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"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
                        -- Karen


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"Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite
 me."
                        -- Angela


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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


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Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely.

        --Ben Franklin



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We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the
hole.

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex
       raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen


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