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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal. 

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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

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"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." 

    - L. M. Boyd 

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On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. 

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"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
                        -- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
                                without any warning whatsoever


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But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not
found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the
door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone
her with stones that she die...

                                                 -- Deuteronomy 22:20-21

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My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

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