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| Email Friend | | | Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
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| Email Friend | | | If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon.
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I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.
- Steve Martin
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| Email Friend | | | Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.
-Sam Levenson
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| Email Friend | | | "How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
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| Email Friend | | | Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.
- - - Jackie Mason
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| Email Friend | | | "*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
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| Email Friend | | | "The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:
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-- unknown
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| Email Friend | | | Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
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