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	Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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	If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

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	I believe that sex is the most wonderful and beautiful thing that money can buy. - Steve Martin

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	Medicine reports that it has already happened. A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills. -Sam Levenson

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	"How tall are you?" "Six foot seven." "Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." - Mae West

Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White

"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me

"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:

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                        -- unknown

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.