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| Email Friend | | | Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
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| Email Friend | | | "I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."
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| Email Friend | | | "If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
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| Email Friend | | | "... I told her the thing I loved most about her was her mind... because
that's what told her to get into bed with me naked..."
-- Steven Wright
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The difference between snowman and snowwomen is snow balls.
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| Email Friend | | | Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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| Email Friend | | | I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
- Woody Woodbury
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| Email Friend | | | "Still not getting any."
-- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
"July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
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| Email Friend | | | All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.
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