"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia

"... industry giant Microsoft Corporation... a company that has become
 successful without resorting to software testing..."
                        -- Unknown, rec.humor.funny

"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
 The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
 That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
                        -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
                        -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle

"Every cloud has a silver up the creek without a paddle horse."
                        -- A bunch of people, via Jason B. Standing, Esq.

"So did you pop your block?"
                        -- Darryl Sharman

"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
 fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
                        -- Debra

"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"

"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen

"... doing what men do normally... bonding... endlessly congratulating each
 other... and wandering around in small groups looking for something to
 break..."
                        -- Robin Williams, World Series Debating,
                           "That there is life beyond Earth"

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle

"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of? 

"I have made good judgements in the Past.
I have made good judgements in the Future." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

A straight line may be the shortest distance between
two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. 

     - The Doctor, Doctor Who 

"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, September 21, 1988 

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990