ON PROPHECY
   The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

   ON WORLD POLITICS
   Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

   AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
   There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We
   don't believe this to be a coincidence.

     * Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)

     * Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
       over, the strings are attached.

     * Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
       institution for the blind.

     * Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
       Degree and the women gets her Master.

     * Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

     * Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
       forever.

     * Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring

     * Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.

     * It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
       married

     * A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.

     * There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I
       got married... and then it was too late!"

     * There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
       hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!

   I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette

   I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956

   When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
   him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

   Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in
   Europe-Jackie Mason

   Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne