3205 God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
- Lazarus Long
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3206 God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
- Lazarus Long
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3207 The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
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3208 The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen in Getting Even
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3209 Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
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3210 Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
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3211 Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin
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3212 Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin
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3213 Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me.
- Tim Allen
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3214 Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me.
- Tim Allen
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3215 Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
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3216 Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
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3217 Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
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3218 Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
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3219 Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
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3220 Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
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