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3181 Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. 

     - Woodrow Wilson
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3182 Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide. 

     - Woodrow Wilson
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3183 Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" 

     - Rita Rudner
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3184 Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" 

     - Rita Rudner
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3185 Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton
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3186 Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton
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3187 Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. 

     - Harry S. Truman
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3188 Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day. 

     - Harry S. Truman
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3189 "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell
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3190 "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." 

     - Bertrand Russell
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3191 "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe
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3192 "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe
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3193 "Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green." 

     - Troy Peterson
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3194 "Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light,
I imagine myself as Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes
and concentrate on using The Force. Sometimes I have to
concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green." 

     - Troy Peterson
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3195 "Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi
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3196 "Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi
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3197 Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long
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3198 Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long
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3199 
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
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3200 
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and
butter will be cut right out from under your feet." 

     - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
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