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3161 "I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 


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3162 "I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."

     - Dean Martin 


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3163 "Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 


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3164 "Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 


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3165 Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 


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3166 Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do. 

     - Edward Abbey 


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3167 Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 


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3168 Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 


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3169 When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 


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3170 When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.

So far, they're right.

     - The Wall Street Journal
     Feb 9, 1984 


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3171 When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 


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3172 When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes! 


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3173 "Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen


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3174 "Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen


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3175 Virginity can be cured. 


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3176 Virginity can be cured. 


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3177 Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 


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3178 Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 


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3179 You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 


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3180 You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 


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