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3141 When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields
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3142 When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.

     - W. C. Fields
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3143 There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields
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3144 There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields
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3145 The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields
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3146 The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields
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3147 
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields
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3148 
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

     - W. C. Fields
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3149 Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey
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3150 Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey
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3151 A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs
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3152 A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances,
but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. 

     - Hugh Downs
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3153 ...the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury
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3154 ...the television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes
a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren
which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little... 

     - Ray Bradbury
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3155 Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne
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3156 Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne
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3157 Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey
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3158 Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey
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3159 "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal.
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3160 "Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal.
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