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3101 If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

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3102 If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 

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3103 Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

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3104 Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

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3105 The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 

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3106 The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 

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3107 
"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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3108 
"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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3109 "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

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3110 "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

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3111 "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

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3112 "I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it." 
 -- Ashleigh Brilliant 

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3113 "Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

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3114 "Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne 

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3115 He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 

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3116 He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 

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3117 The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made. 

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3118 The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made. 

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3119 
In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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3120 
In the beginning the Universe was created... This made a lot of people 
angry and was widely regarded as a bad move. 
     -- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe 

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