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3081 A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long
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3082 A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long
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3083 Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson
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3084 Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson
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3085 We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson
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3086 We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson
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3087 A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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3088 A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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3089 Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson
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3090 Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.

-Sam Levenson
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3091 A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
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3092 A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
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3093 "I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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3094 "I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Have you seen a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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3095 A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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3096 A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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3097 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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3098 Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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3099 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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3100 Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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