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3061 "Resist much.
Obey little." 

    - Walt Whitman
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3062 "Resist much.
Obey little." 

    - Walt Whitman
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3063 Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon
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3064 Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. 

    - Ruth Gordon
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3065 Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill
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3066 Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. 

    - Winston Churchill
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3067 All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry
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3068 All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. 

    - Dave Barry
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3069 One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

    - Parker
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3070 One more drink and I'd be under the host. 

    - Parker
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3071 So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski
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3072 So, you don't like jail? 

Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there. 

    - Charles Bukowski
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3073 Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman
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3074 Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman
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3075 "... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx
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3076 "... It's easy if you try." 

    - Lennon 



"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." 

    - Marx
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3077 Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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3078 Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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3079 Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long
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3080 Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long
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