Today's quotes [9.25.17]
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"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
-- Alastair J. R. Young
"Television is a medium.
a) Television is not rare.
b) Television is not well done.
-- Robert Bonomi
"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
"My aunt is a zombie, from hell."
-- The little girl from "Not without my handbag"
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