Today's quotes [7.22.19]
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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates,
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.
"If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
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