Today's quotes [4.30.17]
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"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey
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