Today's quotes [2.9.10]

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
         Dave Edison

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries."
   Thegirl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
         Jay Leno

"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
 my health."

-- Ally McBeal on lost love

"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."

-- Oscar Wilde

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