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Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.

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A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi



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I'm so hyper...  (Said with a very dull voice.)


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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

                                                          -- George Bernard Shaw

(speaking of his family's habit of laughing over his father's drunken
escapades)



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Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt:
"If you can read this, my bitch fell off."

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