Today's quotes [11.25.17]
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to
touch our toes, he would have put them further up on
I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
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