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On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."
Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding
-- Old Farmer's Almanac
G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
scatter oneself over a wide area."
-- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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