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'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


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'The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him' 

Robert Benchley


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Last words from a general in the
American Civil War:  "Nonsense!  They couldn't hit an elephant at this
dist--"

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The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 

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   Sign posted in a bathroom:
   We aim to please!
   You aim too! Please!


  

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