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Had every Athenina citizen been a Socrates, 
every Athenian assembly would still have been a mob.

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"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."

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   My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
   She interrupts


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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



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