Today's quotes [9.16.19]
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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."
* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
pound in the correct screw.
* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?
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