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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo


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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. 

    -- Paul Valery


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"I love it! Anything gets me going really..."
                        -- Karen


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I never let schooling interfere with my education

                                              --Mark Twain

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