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"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts."

-- Anon. (Bomb Threat anyone? =))


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"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe"
                        -- a real newgroup


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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide


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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
                        -- Bumper sticker


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"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

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