Today's quotes [5.10.08]

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
        -- von Braun

It is not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
        -- Phil White

Cooke's Law
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Calkin's Law of Menu Language
The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a
menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the dish.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.

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