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There was a young fellow named Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don't bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when you pucker."
A beautiful lady named Psyche Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. One thing about Ike The lady can't like Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.
He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.
There is evidence Clinton's largess Has been witnessed and was, we might guess, In the trap of Lewinsky, When pulled out; 'Kaczynski- Dooing, left him a bit of a mess.
On clinkers his choice often fell, Or clabbered piss brought to a jell. When these palled to his tastes, He tried snot and turd-paste, And found them delicious as well.
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