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Holy mother full of grace, Bless my boyfriends sexy face, keep him from the girls I hate, For we were meant to be soul mates, Sent by L&S
A man loved a gal named Bundy Who came from the Bay of Fundy. But to his despair, She gave him the air Sic transit gloria mundi.
Ode to Alcohol Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what they call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker I stay the longer I get So just one more to full my cup, I've all day sober to Sunday up.
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond.
There was a young lady named Peaches Who frequented the very best beaches. She refused the lifeguard, Though he breast-stroked her hard--- She preferred to be sucked off by leeches.
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