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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie: Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.
There was a young man of St. Giles Who'd walked thousands and thousands of miles, From the Cape of Good Hope, Just to bugger the Pope, But he couldn't---the pontiff had piles.
There once was wee lad called Marvin Who thought his big dick was for carvin' He tried to cut slices Of "Turkey with spices" And left all his dining guests starvin'.
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