Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Poem Archives

               There was a young man of Datchet 
               Who cut off his prick with a hatchet. 
                    Then very politely 
                    He sent it to Whitely, 
               And ordered a cunt that would match it. 

               "There is a young girl here at Vassar 
               And none, for your needs, could surpass her. 
                    But she cannot detach it 
                    And much less dispatch it. 
               You'll still have to bach it. Alas, sir!" 




Rating: 2/5 (4 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • A fellow who slept with a whore...
  • Under the spreading chestnut tree...
  • A lady on climbing Mount Shasta...
  • A young wife in the outskirts of Tass...
  • Mary had a little pig...

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.