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Spam Haiku



Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

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Ears, snouts and inards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.

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Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", says he.
Angioplasty.

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Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food":
A small pink coffin.

 - author unknown





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