Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Poem Archives

There was a young harlot named Schwartz
Whose cock-pit was studded with warts,
        And they tickled so nice
        She drew a high price
From the studs at the summer resorts.

Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle,
Was seldom hard up for a diddle,
        For according to rumor
        His tool had a tumor
And a fine row of warts down the middle.




Rating: 2/5 (4 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • In the shade of an old apple tree...
  • A depraved old Jew from Estretto...
  • Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs...
  • There once was a man from Calcutta...
  • I hate you, you hate me...

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.