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Here is yer Pic:
Cows
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82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__
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| U. S. Federal Prison |
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Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
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--.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
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----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|--
----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.---
========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -====
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Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
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(OO) __
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/-------------\
-----------------------/ Panama \
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/ Bust! \
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M1 Abrams Cow Commander
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------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
The Acowdemy Award
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| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
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| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ _ _ 1 | |
| | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | |
| | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | |
| | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | |
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| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 |
|Abortion Rally calls__________|
Cownterfeit
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>>>----> \ | . .
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* ( | | US CALV| \o/
>>>----> / /\ |_________| \
( / / \ \__________\_\ --
>>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \
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The CALVelry COWard
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/\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/
(oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
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nn nn ^^ ^^
Australian view of a
North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
to "My Favorite Martian"
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(oo) (oo)
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| `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
`--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
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"FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
(Big Mac)
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\0 0/ / \
_________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
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this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
Any questions??
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^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
//--\ || ^^(o o)--<
// | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
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^^ ~ * "69"
Cowborg
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"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
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