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Here is yer Pic:
Cows
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_/...\ *==\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/\ |____| |____|
/ O\ Santa Cows
/ , \
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ -
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \ / \ o| o| /
/ O O \ / \
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \ / / .
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\
| | /\ /\/ \
| | / \/ / \/\
| | / \ \
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
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Mark Rothko Cow
/=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><
>
\|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#
*
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---
_
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@
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/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|
|$
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(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | __________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__)
| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo)
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( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/
| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | ||
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------------------------------------------------ | * ||----||
| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^
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( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas
| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow
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Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Co
oo --
\/
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car
)
|\ `v' \ + II (00)
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^ (__) (__)
/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \ / \
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
| |_____| * || || \\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\
/ \ __ ________ ------
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ # #
/ | || \\ //
* ||----||\ \\ //
^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
\ | |
| | |
| | |
| / \_/ \ (__)
| // \\ <--(xx)--#-
| // \\ /\
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/ . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
|| . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
| | | ||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
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(___) PRISON# # # # # |||
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(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O
O)
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\__
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
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