1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk


2. The ball in Parisis' Squares


3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft


4. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet


5. Scare blind students in Braille class


6. Prop open doors for maintenance crews


7. Lawn decoration in Arboretum


8. Footstool for Captain's chair


9. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show


10. Scare Alexander into doing chores

11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift


12. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank


13. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research


14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards


15. Two words: tether ball


16. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking


17. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet


18. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class


19. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time


20. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life
insurance policy