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Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists > Thin People...
1. avoid eating popcorn in the movies because it gets their hands greasy 2. split a large combination pizza with three friends 3. think Oreo cookies are for kids 4. nibble cashews one at a time 5. think that doughnuts are indigestible 6. read books they have to hold with both hands 7. become so absorbed in a weekend project they forget to have lunch 8. fill the candy dish on their desks with paper clips 9. counteract the midafternoon slump with a nap instead of a cinnamon Danish 10. exchange the deep-fryer they received for Christmas for a clock-radio 11. lose their appetites when they're depressed 12. think chocolate Easter bunnies are for kids 13. prefer "The Joy of Sex" to "The Joy of Cooking" 14. save leftovers that are too skimpy to use for another meal in order to make interesting soups 15. throw out stale potato chips 16. will eat only Swiss or Dutch chocolate, which cannot be found except in a special store 17. think it's too much trouble to stop at a special store just to buy chocolate 18. don't celebrate with a hot-fudge sundae every time they lose a pound 19. warm up after skiing with black coffee instead of hot chocolate and whipped cream 20. try all the salads at the buffet, leaving room for only one dessert 21. find iced tea more refreshing than an ice-cream soda 22. get into such interesting conversations at cocktail parties that they never quite work their way over to the hors-d'oeuvre table 23. have no compulsion to keep the candy dish symmetrical by reducing the jelly beans to an equal number of each color 24. think that topping brownies with ice cream makes too rich a dessert 25. bring four cookies into the TV room instead of a box 26. think banana splits are for kids 27. Prefer a cigarette to a bread stick 28. Think breakfast is optional 29. Like animals, eat only when they are hungry 30. Get up in the middle of the night only to drink a glass of water
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