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Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists > Supermodel Wisdom
1. ON COURAGE
"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I
thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every
woman hates herself from behind."
-- Cindy Crawford
2. ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE
"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not
my cleavage."
-- Carole Mallory
3. ON POVERTY
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery."
-- Beverly Johnson
4. ON FATE
"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face
that."
-- Christie Brinkley
5. ON PSYCHOLOGY
"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why
she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It
has to do with low self-worth."
-- Tatjana Patitz
6. ON ARRIVING
"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more
particular about the acting roles I take."
-- Kathy Ireland,
star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'
7. ON CAREER CHOICES
"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
-- Paulina Porizkova
8. ON PRIORITIES
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."
-- Kim Alexis
9. ON GEOPOLITICS
"Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked
all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament."
-- Jerry Hall
10. ON INNER STRENGTH
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
-- Tyra Banks
11. ON DEATH
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I
can't help it."
-- Cindy Crawford
12. ON TRAVEL
"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I
haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
-- Tyra Banks
13. ON BREAKTHROUGHS
"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in
volleyball and modeling."
-- Gabrielle Reece
14. ON EPIPHANY
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought."
-- Christie Brinkley
15. ON HEREDITY
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to
him,'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
-- Beverly Johnson
16. ON THE BASICS
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in.
If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring
for your workout."
-- Cheryl Tiegs
17. ON INTRODUCTIONS
"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to
be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie."
-- Christy Turlington
18. ON COURTSHIP
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music
that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far
from me when women are nearby."
-- Fabio
19. ON PARADOX
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
-- Tatjana Patitz
20. ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same
face."
-- Claudia Schiffer
21. ON TRAGEDY
"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles -- but I had
on thick tights underneath."
-- Naomi Campbell
22. ON INSTINCT
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat
some crackers."
-- Carol Alt
23. ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of
ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."
-- Christie Brinkley
24. ON OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
"I tried on 250 bathing suits in one afternoon and ended up
having little scabs up and down my thighs, probably
from some of those with sequins all over them."
-- Cindy Crawford
25. ON ECONOMICS
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
-- Linda Evangelista
26. ON ZEN
"When I model I get pretty blank. You can't think too much or it
doesn't work."
-- Paulina Porizkova
27. ON LOGIC
"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing
it, then it shouldn't be too big for me."
-- Christy Turlington
28. ON BODY PARTS
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel
weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes
me nervous."
-- Tyra Banks
29. ON BODY LANGUAGE
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained
weight."
-- Christy Turlington
30. ON DEPRIVATION
"If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the
time."
-- Linda Evangelista
31. ON MOTIVATION
"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I
had to, and I would." -- Kate Moss
32. ON VERSATILITY
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to
speak." -- Linda Evangelista
33. ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a
box, attached a note saying where it came from and took
it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." -- Veronica Webb
34. ON VENGEANCE
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their
hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
-- Tasha
35. ON BATTING .667
"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
-- Cameron Diaz
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