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Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press

1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

5. Stud Tires Out

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

9. Eye Drops off Shelf

10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

11. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

12. War Dims Hope for Peace

13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000

22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

25. Deer Kill 17,000

26. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

27. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

28. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

30. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

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31. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

32. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

33. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

34. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

35. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

36. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

37. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

38. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

39. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

40. Air Head Fired

41. Clock Thief Faces Time

42. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

43. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

44. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

45. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

46. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

47. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

48. Include your Children when Baking Cookies

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