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Jokes2Go.com > Humor Lists > Stupid Headlines Printed by the Press
1. Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 5. Stud Tires Out 6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 7. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 8. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 9. Eye Drops off Shelf 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids 11. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 12. War Dims Hope for Peace 13. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 14. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 17. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 18. Stolen Painting Found by Tree 19. Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 20. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 21. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 22. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 23. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 24. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 25. Deer Kill 17,000 26. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 27. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 28. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 29. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 30. Kids Make Nutritious SnacksThe list continues below
31. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy 32. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 33. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply 34. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 35. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 36. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 37. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 38. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 39. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 40. Air Head Fired 41. Clock Thief Faces Time 42. Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff 43. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni 44. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board 45. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 46. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction 47. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training 48. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
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