1. I will not waste chalk


2. I will not skateboard in the halls


3. I will not burp in class


4. I will not instigate revolution


5. I will not draw naked ladies in class


6. I did not see Elvis


7. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'


8. Garlic gum is not funny


9. They are laughing at me, not with me


10. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom

11. I will not encourage others to fly


12. I will not fake my way through life


13. Tar is not a plaything


14. I will not Xerox my butt


15. I will not trade pants with others


16. I will not do that thing with my tongue


17. I will not drive the principal's car


18. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart


19. I will not sell school property


20. I will not cut corners


21. I will not get very far with this attitude


22. I will not make flatulent noises in class


23. I will not belch the National Anthem


24. I will not sell land in Florida


25. I will not grease the monkey bars


26. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment


27. I will not do anything bad ever again


28. I will not show off {The board was written in an Old English font}