1. A one legged man in an arse kicking contest (from Python I think)
2. A chocolate teapot (trad.)
3. Milk shoes
4. A nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.
5. A one to one scale model of the starship Enterprise made out of honey.
6. A flammable fire extinguisher
7. A glass cricket bat
8. A gelignite suppository.
9. A coal powered frog-violin.
10. Granite sugar cubes
11. Pasta audio wire
12. A pastry telephone
13. Ice cream gloves
14. A sugar surf board
15. Spam windscreen wipers
16. A blind lifeguard
17. Wooden soap
18. Shortbread tires
19. A whipped-cream jet engine
20. A knitted light bulb
21. A plate-steel trampoline
22. An invisible traffic light
23. A string hook
24. A bread boat
25. Plasticine wire cutters
26. A neon pink secret door
27. Chocolate staples
28. A lead balloon
29. A paper hole punch
30. A water hat
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31. A latex multistory car park
32. A steel reinforced concrete sail
33. A margarine turbocharger
34. Custard floorboards
35. Gravy ceiling tiles
36. A fried motor-boat
37. A mud monitor
38. A chocolate disk
39. A silent telephone
40. A tap-dancing microprocessor controlled portrait of a bowl of soup
41. A velvet TV set
42. A concrete engine
43. A water-proof tea bag
44. An exploding bassoon
45. A stone cigarette
46. Syrup underwear
47. A plastic oven
48. A wax truss
49. A liquorice suspension bridge
50. Soap false teeth
51. Asbestos water wings
52. A lemonade roof
53. Velvet brake-pads
54. A pair of jelly wellingtons
55. A jam cardigan
56. A paper bicycle pump
57. Non-stick sellotape
58. A sponge radar
59. Anti-matter sun-tan lotion
60. Ice-cream saucepans
61. A soluble drain pipe
62. A cubic ball-bearing
63. An inflatable dartboard
64. A soluble lifeboat
65. A glass hammer
66. A packet of rubber nails
67. Elevator Earth Shoes
68. Heat'n'eat popsicles
69. See-through mirror
70. Revolving basement restaurant
71. G-rated pornflick
72. Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis
73. Roll-on hairspray
74. Solar-powered foghorn
75. Moped exercycle
76. Objective journalism
77. Braille speedometers
78. A screen door on a submarine
79. An ejector seat in a helicopter
80. Waterproof teabags
81. Solar powered torches
82. Central heated ice-cubes
83. A pocket in a pair of underpants
84. A chocolate dick
85. An astray on a motorbike
86. A sodium submarine
87. Tits on a bull
88. Aka. "Mammary glands on the male of the bovine species"
89. A condom with a hole in it
90. A box of matches in the desert
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