Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  

Immigration Lawyers - Free Consultations > Humor Lists >
Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

2. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.

3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

5. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else because you 

6. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

7. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

9. Less guilt the morning after.

10. You can do the WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!

‹‹ Back to Alphabetical List Menu ‹‹ Back to Categorized List Menu

Put Random List on Your Page!

To have the Random List Include displayed on your page, just copy the code below and paste it into your webpage's HTML. The random list excerpt will appear automatically, different everytime your page is viewed:

  And this is how this is how the result will look like - box not included :-) (register to be able to add border, change text color and background color of your RandList)

Jump to  


For any questions or comments email us at
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2007. All rights reserved.

Read about diseases
in layman's terms:


More conditions ›