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Politically correct women descriptions



1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.


2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.


3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.


4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.


5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.


6. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.


7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.


8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.


9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.


10. She is not a SLUT - she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.


11. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


  
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