1. Ai Bang Mai Ne        I bumped into the coffee table


2. Ar U Wun Tu           A gay liberation greeting


3. Chin Tu Fat           You need a face lift


4. Dum Gai               A stupid person


5. Gun Pao Der           An ancient Chinese invention


6. Hu Flung Dung         Which one of you fertilized the field?


7. Hu Yu Hai Ding        We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive


8. Jan Ne Ka Sun         A former late night talk show host


9. Kum Hia               Approach me


10. Lao Ze Sho            Gilligan's Island

11. Lao Zi                Not very good


12. Lin Ching             An illegal execution


13. Moon Lan Ding         A great achievement of the American space program


14. Ne Ahn                A lighting fixture used in advertising signs


15. Shai Gai              A bashful person


16. Tai Ne Bae Be         A premature infant


17. Tai Ne Po Ne          A small horse


18. Ten Ding Ba           Serving drinks to people


19. Wan Bum Lung          A person with T.B.


20. Yu Mai Te Tan         Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you


21. Wa Shing Kah          Cleaning an automobile


22. Wai So Dim            Are you trying to save electricity?


23. Wai U Shao Ting       There is no reason to raise your voice