Today's jokes [2.3.12]

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Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamic
young preacher raised himself to full height, leaned over
the pulpit and boomed,

"Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have
committed adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof of
your mouf!"

A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During 

his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he 

gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch

hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.

In fact i hate hitch hikers. The priest nods his head and they drive on

Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking. "that dirty son
of %$#%#% ill fix him". He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit
and run like an accident. Dang! i missed. The priests yells,"Don't worry
i got him with  the gas can!"

Sent by Rob

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells 
nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells 
him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The 
supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, "What's wrong with the 
coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget."

Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversy
on when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is not
considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

What do you get if you sleep under a cow?

A PAT on the head.


Sent by Jimmy

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