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Today's Joke

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:05:01 GMT

How are men like UFOs?

You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,
or what time they're going to take off.

Today's Story

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:05:01 GMT

Mu boyfriend's sister had come home earlier than normal
from a basketball game and the aunt asked,
"Why? Did the game get rained out?"

Today's Poem

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:05:01 GMT

I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur.

Today's Quote

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:05:01 GMT

"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel, And we set out to make our next road kill. The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head... But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..." -- J. Stott and others