Daily joke, funny story, poem and quote from Jokes2Go.com (click on the item links for more) http://www.jokes2go.com/ 2012-02-12T00:05:02Z Jokes2Go.com info@jokes2go.com http://www.jokes2go.com/12/2/j12.html 2012-02-12T00:05:02Z This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from<br> lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked<br> the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Struggling to keep a straight<br> face.<br> The waiter says,"I'm sorry sir, we're all out".<br> "In that case bring me an espresso and a syringe", our friend says.<br> Being a restaurant that prided itself on good service the waiter brought<br> him an espresso, with a straw of course. http://www.jokes2go.com/12/2/s12.html 2012-02-12T00:05:02Z I was out walking with my then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something<br> off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.<br> <br> "Why?"<br> <br> "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs."<br> <br> At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How<br> do you know all this stuff?"<br> <br> Uh, I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this stuff. Um, it's on the<br> Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."<br> <br> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently<br> pondering this new information.<br> <br> OH...I get It!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy." http://www.jokes2go.com/12/2/p12.html 2012-02-12T00:05:02Z There was a young maiden of Siam<br> Who said to her lover, young Kiam,<br> "If you kiss me, of course,<br> You will have to use force,-<br> But god knows you are stronger that I am." http://www.jokes2go.com/12/2/q12.html 2012-02-12T00:05:02Z Seen on a bumper sticker...<br> <br> Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!