Daily joke, funny story, poem and quote from Jokes2Go.com (click on the item links for more) http://www.jokes2go.com/ 2009--20T00:05:01Z Jokes2Go.com info@jokes2go.com http://www.jokes2go.com/09/11/j20.html 2009--20T00:05:01Z How are men like UFOs?<br> <br> You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,<br> or what time they're going to take off. http://www.jokes2go.com/09/11/s20.html 2009--20T00:05:01Z Mu boyfriend's sister had come home earlier than normal<br> from a basketball game and the aunt asked,<br> "Why? Did the game get rained out?" http://www.jokes2go.com/09/11/p20.html 2009--20T00:05:01Z I hate you, you hate me,<br> We're a disfunctional family.<br> Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,<br> No more fucking dinosaur. http://www.jokes2go.com/09/11/q20.html 2009--20T00:05:01Z "What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel, And we set out to make our next road kill. The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head... But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..." -- J. Stott and others