With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" 
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." 
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" 
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when
we made her." 
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" 
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.",
She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment then
asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"