The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When
she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans
all gathered around to hear the details. She said,
"Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine." 

"Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked. 

She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but
he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow
job would be $75, but he did not have that much either.
Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine
said he only had $25. So, I told him, 'For $25, all I
can give you is a hand job.' He agreed and after getting
the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one
hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one." 

She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,
"Then I put the first hand above the second hand..." 

"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge!
Then what did you do?" 

"I loaned him $75!"