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                               UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

                              ____________________University


      To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________


      I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be

      changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:


      ______1.    The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.

      ______2.    The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.

      ______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into: 

                  ______Medical School          ______Graduate School

                  ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority

                  ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

      ______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in

                  _______________.

      ______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.

      ______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.

      ______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used

                  did not cover the materisal asked for on the exam.

      ______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every

                  little fact.

      ______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams

                  asked about general principles.

      _____10.    You are prejudiced against:

                  ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks

                  ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites

                  ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities

                  ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students

      _____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or

                  at least cut my allowance.

      _____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the

                  following illness:

                  ______mono                  ______broken baby finger

                  ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy

                  ______VD                    ______fatherhood

      _____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly

                  how you wanted that done.

      _____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

      _____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

      _____16.    The lectures were:

                  ______too detailed to pick out important points

                  ______not explained in sufficient detail

                  ______too boring

                  ______all jokes and not enough material

                  ______all of the above

      _____17.    This course was:

                  ______too early, I was not awake.

                  ______at lunchtime, I was hungry

                  ______too late, I was tired

      _____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my

                  (book, notes, paper) for this course.

      _____19.    Other___________________________________________________





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