Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  
 



Main Joke Archives

What would you do if you had a condum with a hole
in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? 

     I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them. 




Rating: 3/5 (30 Votes)
or Email Friend


But Wait! You can also read...

  • Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
  • A dog walks into a butcher shop...
  • A man stops by a diner at noon...
  • Who invented sex
  • Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

  • Jump to  




    For any questions or comments email us at info@jokes2go.com
    Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.